Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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