It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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