you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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