sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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