If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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