How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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