Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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