I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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