Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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