I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize