Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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