YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
