Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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