I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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