He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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