We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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