What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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