but the lizard people decide everything anyway
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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