Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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