OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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