He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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