i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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