yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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