His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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