Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Your penis caused this!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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