I heard we made out
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
