i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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