the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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