We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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