i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
