After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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