No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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