I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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