True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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