You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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