My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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