I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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