Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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