All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i drank out of a bidet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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