IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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