Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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