He is an equal opportunity slut.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
