overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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