Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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