You're so nebulous sometimes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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