The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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