im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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