if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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