she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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