is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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