If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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